I feel each and every heartbeat through the pounding in my head
My breath smells like a brewery & my eyes are blood shot red
Drank 13 shots of whiskey, chased em' all with Miller Lite
So why am I so thirsty this morning if I drank so much last night

My mouth is dryer than a dessert on an August afternoon
But it should be smooth & silky from all the beverage I've consumed
It should be an easy answer, plain & simple, black & white
Why am I so thirsty this morning if I drank so much last night

I switched from 12 oz cans to pounders thinking that would do the trick
But the more I drink the night before the thirstier I get
I'm not one to be bewildered but this blows my mind
Why am I so thirsty this morning if I drank so much last night

My mouth is dryer than a dessert on an August afternoon
If you smell my breath you'll catch a buzz from the fumes
This song is almost over so let me ask you one last time
Why am I so thirsty this morning if I drank so much last night