I'D BEEN LOOKING FOR LOVE FOR A LONG LONG TIME
ONE DAY I FINALLY FOUND HER
I WAS STANDING IN LINE AT THE BAIT SHOP
SHE WAS WORKING BEHIND THE COUNTER
OUR LOVE HAD GROWN SO I TOOK HER HOME
FOR MOM AND DAD TO MEET HER
I SAID WHAT DO YOU THINK MOM SMILED DAD WINKED
AND SAID SON THIS ONE'S A KEEPER

SHE LIKES CUT OFF SLEEVES AND DIRTY BOOKS ZEBCO REELS AND
EAGLE CLAW HOOKS
SHE WATCHES DUKES OF HAZZARD ON TV
SHE LIKES FAST CARS NASCAR FOOTBALL GAMES AND HONKYTONK
BARS
ON SCALE OF ONE TO TEN SHE PEGS THE METER
THIS ONES A KEEPER

SHE'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THOSE GIRLS DOWN AT THE SPA
SHE DON'T SPEND ALL AFTERNOON IN SOME HIGH CLASS HAIR SALON
WHEN WE MAKE LOVE SHE GIVES IT EVERYTHING SHE'S GOT
I FINALLY FOUND A GOOD ONE AND WE JUST MIGHT TIE THE KNOT

SHE LOVES LARRY THE CABLE GUY'S JOKES AND SHE DON'T MIND MY
SECOND HAND SMOKE
SHE WATCHES DUKES OF HAZZARD ON TV
SHE PULLS HER PONYTAIL THROUGH A JOHN DEERE HAT RAKES THE
LEAVES CUTS THE GRASS
AND SHE DON'T EVER MAKE ME RUN THE SWEEPER
THIS ONES A KEEPER

SHE CAN FISH ALL DAY ANYTIME A YEAR
I'M SO GLAD TO MEET HER
SHE BAITS HER OWN HOOK AND BRINGS HER OWN BEER

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